Every December through January is the same. In the middle of all the fun holiday cheer, I become deathly ill (really, but not really).
Last year I had the flu during Christmas.
The year before, I had the flu during New Years.
The year before that, I had a stomach virus during New Years.
I’m not sure what’s going on right now, but I’ve been getting bad headaches and I can feel my mucous membranes stocking up for winter already. I’m pretty sure Santa has something spectacularly life-ruining planned for me this year. Thanks bro.